What movies have not aged well?
16.06.2025 02:51

-”Ah so!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Is it okay for a wife who comes home from a date to tell her husband what she did?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
From Russia With Love
What do you do you do if your motorcycle chain snaps while riding on the highway?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
A View to a Kill
Why do some people believe that Homelander would be no match for Superman or Thor?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Have you ever been physically attacked by a demon?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
You Only Live Twice
-J W Pepper
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Moonraker
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
How do you feel about Donald Trump signing an executive order that says there are only two genders?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Live and Let Die
Goldfinger
What are some common lies that addicts may tell themselves?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied for private spaces and for the Internet?
Octopussy
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Dr No